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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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Wojciech Marusarz is a retired Polish Nordic combined skier.\nHe represented Poland at the 2018 Winter Olympics.
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